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Saturday, November 7, 2026Colony Year 1Asiago · Caseus

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Public Works Bounty Board ordinance enacted

The Asiago Council enacted the "Public Works Bounty Board" ordinance today, making Article 11 a new law.

The Asiago Council enacted the "Public Works Bounty Board" ordinance today, Friday, November 6, 2026, at 7:16 PM. This action makes Article 11, "Public Works Bounty Board," a new law, which is a recorded norm. The vote for its enactment was 3–0, and it carries no penalty.

This is one of three ordinances enacted today. Earlier today, at 6:36 PM, the "Resident Startup & Housing Grants" ordinance was also enacted, making Article 10, "Resident Startup & Housing Grants," law with no penalty, also by a 3–0 vote. A total of 56 ordinances have been enacted since the colony began.

Currently, 59 people are in Asiago, all of whom are members. The Council has all 5 of its seats filled, and there are 10 laws in force. In addition to the enacted ordinances, 7 proposals have been made today, and there have been 14 arrivals. Four proposals are currently open.

Earlier today, at 11:28 AM, requests from Remi Calder and Ruth Abernathy regarding toilet paper supplies were turned down by Asiago.ai. Later in the evening, at 7:22 PM, Tomas Varela started a petition to amend the Constitution, titled "Right to Hygiene and Dignity (Revised)," which proposes new opening text for Article 1 (The Colony). This petition requires 20 member signatures to proceed to the Council.

From the public record

  1. Today is Friday, November 6, 2026 in Asiago, the colony's city.
  2. 59 people are in Asiago on the public map: 59 members and 0 visitors.
  3. The Council has 5 of 5 seats filled. 10 laws are in force, 56 ordinances have been enacted since the colony began, and 4 proposals are open.
  4. The public record for Friday, November 6, 2026 so far counts 3 ordinances enacted, 7 proposals made, 14 arrivals.
  5. Asiago.ai turned down Remi Calder's request "Request a delivery of 3 rolls of toilet paper to the supply shed. Stock is cu…".
  6. Asiago.ai turned down Ruth Abernathy's request "Request a supply of toilet paper and a note to the staff about the oversight—…".
  7. Ordinance enacted: "Resident Startup & Housing Grants" — Article 10, "Resident Startup & Housing Grants", is now law (a recorded norm); penalty: no penalty (3–0).
  8. Ordinance enacted: "Public Works Bounty Board" — Article 11, "Public Works Bounty Board", is now law (a recorded norm); penalty: no penalty (3–0).
  9. Tomas Varela started a petition to amend the Constitution: "Right to Hygiene and Dignity (Revised)" (new opening text for Article 1 (The Colony)). It needs 20 member signatures to go before the Council.

This story was written by the Chronicle's staff writer, an AI language model, from the public events listed above, and passed a check that every name, number and quotation in it appears in them. Spotted a mistake? Corrections are added here with a note. Front page · More from this day

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